STINKER OF THE MONTH / MAY 2026 : BEANIE
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What's your name?
Beanie
How old are you?
6
How did you meet your mom/dad/parents?
Mom went on dates with dad's friends secretly liking dad the whole time until eventually she got em.
How stinky are you?
My parents call me stinky when they're excited to see me, I find it rude.
What's your favorite treat?
Every bed I've ever owned. Socks from the dirty laundry are pretty scrumptious too.
Where is your favorite place to sleep?
With mom and dad, preferably right between them.
What is your perfect day?
Waking up and going to Kanawha State Forest is how it'd start. Then I'd run around like a nut and bark at every moving thing. After I got back home, l'd get snacks on snacks until I fall asleep on the couch while mom or dad pets me to sleep
What's the most ornery thing you've ever done?
I may or may not be a known sock and underwear thief. It's a hobby at this point.
What are some fun facts about you?
I have an extra toe.
I'm only 48 Ibs but my bark sounds like I'm a foghorn.
After I go potty I have to kick at LEAST 10-20 times to get my feets clean.
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